I want to talk to you today about one simple thing: how to pass a drug test for meth. Meaning, how to get around a drug test when you have meth in your body.
I’m going to tell you everything you need to know. How long meth stays in your system, and if you can test for meth using a home drug test to see if you are positive or not.
I’m then going to talk you through the method you can use to get rid of meth, or at least disguise it in your body, when you are facing oral (mouth swab) drug testing, urine drug testing, or even the really tough and invasive hair drug test.
How Long Does Meth Stay In Your System?
Unfortunately, there’s no real way to tell you exactly how long meth stays in your system. That’s because there are so many variables:
- How much you’ve taken and when
- How much you’ve taken over what period
- How large the doses
- How quickly your body processes things
- Your general health
- Other things you are taking slowing down removal
- Your age
So it’s impossible to say that if you up for a urine sample drug test that meth will not be detectable in it after three days, it’s just not that simple.
Typically, if you are a very moderate user (a couple of times per week), then you won’t have any in your system to detect after the following amount of time:
- Meth detection time in blood: up to 3 days
- Meth detection time in urine: up to 5 days
- Meth detection time in hair: 90 days
- Meth detection time in saliva: up to 3 days
If you’re a heavy user, you can definitely add a couple of days to the urine time, and one or two days to the saliva time.
Meth detection time in hair is always 90 days because they take a sample from close to your scalp and only test the previous 90 days growth (1.5 inches).
How Do Drug Tests Detect Methamphetamine (And Which Ones)?
All drug tests work in the same way. Drugs selected by whoever is paying for the test are put onto a panel. Meaning, a reactive panel tests and reacts to the presence of the type of drug.
This can be a digital panel test, or a physical one where they are actual panels that react.
Whatever type it is, they will detect meth use as long as the meth metabolites are there, and that they are above the cut-off level (the minimum amount that it detects, basically the sensitivity of the test).
The bad news is that methamphetamine is looked for on every drug test. Even the basic test looks for amphetamines, methamphetamines, and MDMA, all from a single panel.
So whatever type of drug test you are facing, you are going to be found out if you have meth in your system.
How To Do An At Home Drug Test For Meth
You can get an at home drug test for meth. They are reliable and have a decent cut-off level (around 1000 ng/milliliter).
If you are up for a drug test, I would actually advise you to buy a couple of these home drug tests. You can get cheap panel drug tests, and the five-panel test will test for meth, or you can buy a panel test that only looks for meth (a dedicated meth home drug test kit).
You’ll want to take one on the morning of the test, around five hours before, to see if you are positive.
Then, if you are intending to use a detox drink to pass the test you’ll need another one to take an hour afterward to see if the detox drink has definitely worked to mask the toxins.
How To Pass A Drug Test For Meth – Urine
The most common type of drug test is a urine drug test. Cheap, effective, and difficult to fool a modern drug testing lab administering one. Most urine drug testing is unsupervised. That means you won’t be seen. You will be going to another room, into a cubicle, or at least behind a screen.
However, if it’s for probation, custody, or the courts, it could be supervised. This may be directly observed, or just supervised where somebody is in the room. If it is, then you cannot use fake
urine.
Synthetic urine is the easiest way to pass any type of urine drug test though. Get yourself a good quality brand like Sub Solution, Quick Luck, or if you are on a budget, Quick Fix.
Quick Luck is the best, and then Sub Solution. Both are very high-quality, containing 14 things found in urine. The only real difference is that Quick Luck is premixed while Sub Solution is a powder. As well as the basics like urea, uric acid, and is balanced for pH and specific gravity, they also look and smell like urine.
Better than that though, both it and use heat activator powder. This means you don’t need to use heat pads or have access to heat sources like a microwave.
Just before you go in, tap in about one-third of the heat activator powder and shake gently until it dissolves. This agitation will raise the temperature and keep it within that temperature zone for about 15 minutes. Just check the temperature strip to make sure it shows a reading.
Quick Fix is the cheap option, costing less than half the price of Sub Solution at around $30 – $40. Not as good, but it will pass a basic pre-employment drug test or similar.
The second option, which is your only option if it’s an observed drug test, is to use a detox drink.
Ideally, you’ll want to try and not take any drugs for two or three days beforehand to allow chance your body to push out some of the metabolites so there are less on the day of your test. You can speed this process up with high-quality detox pills called Toxin Rid.
About 90 minutes before the time you are to submit your sample at, drink the detox drink and urinate three times ove
r the next 30 minutes. That will push out the toxins, and the new urine will be balanced and toxin free for a few hours.
Do a home drug test before you leave to make sure you are clean, and then submit your sample as quickly as possible. More toxins in your body, the quicker they will pass into your urine though, so get there and submit it quickly.
Rescue Cleanse is undoubtedly the best detox drink. Costing only $55 or so, it’s a good formula that is updated regularly. I’ve used it to pass to drug tests in my time, and I know plenty of other people who have had success with it as well, even as regular daily weed smokers.
How To Pass A Mouth Swab Drug Test For Meth
The second most common type of drug test is the oral drug test. These are dangerous because they don’t need to be submitted at a specialist center, nor do they need to be analyzed by a specialist. With 10 minutes of training, anyone can administer them. They can also administer them anywhere. That means by the roadside, or on the spot for probation, or pre-employment.
The best way to pass is Oral Clear gum. It’s a small capsule of concentrated mouthwash. You pop the capsule in your mouth, swill it around, focusing on the gum line with your tongue, and then you swallow everything.
Even with someone in the room, it’s possible to do this. Cough, within the palm of your hand, place your hand of your mouth, and put in. Then cough a couple of other times while you are holding your hand in your mouth.
Even if they suspect something, there’s no physical evidence because you have swallowed it. You can say it’s regular gum. It will keep you neutralized for about 15 minutes.
The second best option is Toxin Rid mouthwash. Basically the same as Oral Clear, but not as concentrated. It’s also in a small bottle, rather than a discrete capsule.
The principle is similar; you just swill the liquid around in your mouth and neutralize the drug toxins. However, you can’t swallow that much liquid so easily without retching, and you have to dispose of the tiny bottle. So it’s not effective in on-the-spot situations.
How To Pass A Hair Drug Test For Meth
If you are facing a hair drug test, which could be for something serious, and you want to get meth out of your hair, then the only way to do is the Macujo method.
It’s an invasive method that takes several days, because you’ll have to run through it several times.
It’s also not cheap because you need some specialist shampoo that costs $240 a bottle. But it’s the only proven way that gets all drug metabolites out of your hair without damage to your hair and scalp being obvious to the person taking the sample.
Just to finish here by telling you that if you want to get off meth, and you want to take something that makes you feel good and offset the pain of meth use, but that doesn’t appear on drug test, then look at kratom.
A good dose (4-5 g) of excellent quality red kratom will really give you a smooth and happy feeling, chill you out, and takeaway physical pain.
