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Best Synthetic Urine Reviewed: How To Use Fake Pee For A Drug Test

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The best synthetic urine will pass any level of drug test, but how do you know what level of test it will be and what the best brand is? I will tell you everything you need to know to do that.

This is a complete guide on passing a drug test using fake urine. As well as full synthetic urine reviews & instructions, I will cover everything you need to know to pass a urine drug test.

You’ll learn exactly how drug testing works, and what they look for. You will understand how fake urine can evade this if it’s of the correct construction and submitted properly. I will tell you exactly how to use synthetic urine, including my top tips from having passed a drug test using fake pee twice.

As well as all that, I will tell you about the brands to avoid, and conclude this review with the top FAQs on using fake pee for drug test success.

 

What Fake Urine Is & How It Needs To Be Constructed To Pass A Drug Test

 

Human urine is quite complex, containing literally dozens of different things. That’s the bad news.

But the good news is that drug tests don’t look for all of those things for a valid sample. They actually only look for a few things during validity checks. As long as you pass that initial check, then the sample will be tested and pass.

I will cover this in detail in a moment, but as long as it passes the initial validity check, there will be no further scrutiny. When it’s actually tested for the presence of drugs, that’s all they do, there is no next level scrutiny at that point.

The only time it gets more fully scrutinized is if they are suspicious. Then it will go through a full mass spectrometry – gas chromatography analysis. But that doesn’t usually happen.

So the great news is that as long as the fake urine kit has fake urine in it that passes the initial validity checks and doesn’t arouse suspicion, then you are good to go. It doesn’t need to fully reconstruct human urine in every detail.

 

The Different Types Of Fake Urine Kit You Can Choose From

 

To pass a drug test, a fake urine kit must have the following characteristics:

  • Balanced for ph.
  • Balanced for specific gravity
  • Looks like urine
  • Contains the right amount of creatinine
  • Contain urea and uric acid
  • May contain some inorganic salts

At a minimum, it must be balanced for pH and specific gravity, look like urine and contain the right levels of creatinine. It’s actually a common misconception that a fake sample must contain your urea and uric acid to pass a drug test. In fact, these are not checked for during basic validity tests.

However, urea and uric acid may be checked if it goes under more rigorous scrutiny, which is why the best brands contain those both within the right balances as well.

There are three levels of fake urine you can use:

  1. At the lowest level, you get fetish urine and animal repellent urine products. These do the bare minimum, and will not stand up to the scrutiny of most modern drug testing.
  2. The middle ground is basic brands that contain just the minimum chemical components to pass basic scrutiny.
  3. The best synthetic urine products closely mimic human urine in composition for all the most common things found in it.

Can’t I Just Use Someone Else’s Urine?

 

You certainly can use someone else’s urine, and you may just get away with it. But you are taking one hell of a risk to save yourself less than $100.

For a start, if your urine isn’t clean, then how do you know that the urine of the person you are using is clean? Are they telling you the truth? How do you know it’s been long enough since they took something to be clean?

You also have to store it. That means keeping it for just a few hours, because any longer and it starts to spoil. You also have to still keep it within the correct temperature range; which means buying a heating pad that is capable of keeping the sample at between 90°F and 100°F for one hour or longer.

Why bother when there are so many good products out there you can use that will dramatically lower your risk?

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When Is Fake Urine Not The Best Option?

 

Fake urine is not the best option if you are facing a supervised drug test.  There are actually two types of drug test you could face where it’s not the best option.

The first is the supervised drug test. That’s where somebody will be in the room with you. They may not actually be looking straight at you, but the presence of the person in the room will make it incredibly difficult to deal with a fake sample unless you submit it through a fake penis or tube and tap arrangement so you can stand in a natural position and dispense it (really tough to do!).

The second is the observed drug test. Usually, this is only done for law enforcement purposes. However, if you have failed a previous drug test due to suspected evasion, then you can then face a directly observed test, where they will literally watch you urinate into the cup.

Yes, it’s legal, but you can refuse it. Obviously, though you won’t get the job or keep your freedom.

In these situations, you should use a natural detox and then mask any toxins left on the day of your test with a good quality detox drink like Rescue Cleanse.

 

Will Fake Pee Pass Specific Tests From LabCorp Or Quest Diagnostics?

 

Let’s talk about how fake urine samples are spotted at the professional labs in the USA right now.

When you submit the sample, they will visually scrutinize it. In many cases, the sample just won’t look right if it’s been adulterated, or is a poor fake. The next thing they do is to use a dipstick. This dipstick usually has 5 little panels on it. They dip it in the sample, and then they wait for it to react and compare it to a chart.

These are the things that that validity testing dipstick checks for:

  • Nitrate levels
  • Creatinine levels
  • Specific gravity
  • Ph level
  • Oxidant/PCC presence

High levels of nitrates usually indicate an adulterated specimen. That means something containing nitrates has been used to oxidize the drug metabolites (which works very well with cannabis metabolites).

Creatinine is the byproduct of creatine, which is always found in urine. It’s created by the muscles working in the body (creatine is needed for muscle use). Low levels of creatinine usually demonstrate a diluted sample through the excessive liquid intake.

Specific gravity and pH levels that are compromised (outside human ranges) usually mean the sample has been changed through the excessive liquid intake.

Oxidant/PCC presence checks for substances that can oxidize drug metabolites and alter their structure: bleach, iodine, peroxide, and a couple of others.

Looking at the above, yes, as long as it’s high-quality fake urine then it will pass all of those tests because the products are specifically designed to ensure that they do.

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Synthetic Urine Brands To Avoid  Like The Plague

 

Not all fake urine kits are good value for money, nor do they contain ingredients needed to pass a drug test.

You have to remember that some of them have been around for years, and although they might have high ratings, most of those high ratings and good reviews were actually given several years ago when drug testing wasn’t as advanced.

These are the brands that are not recommended to use:

  • U Pass
  • Xtream
  • Agent X
  • Magnum
  • Ultra Pure

Just to give you an idea of how inadequate these brands are, and how much of it is just about marketing and fake reviews, let’s talk about Magnum fake urine.

Magnum fake urine didn’t even contain uric acid. Because it was failing drug tests and virtually worthless, they started to include a separate vial of uric acid with the product. The idea being that you simply pour it into the urine.

That’s obviously a ridiculous solution. They didn’t change the formula, and they are relying on you to make sure that the job is done right.

None of those brands contain everything I mentioned earlier. They don’t have the correct balance, and creatinine levels, nor do they contain urea and uric acid in the correct balances either.

 

The Biocide Problem

 

About four years ago some brands of fake urine started to consistently fail drug tests. Previous passers were suddenly failing and talking about it loudly online. People began to suspect that the big labs had spotted a common “footprint” that they were looking for to rule out samples.

Many suspected it was biocides; common preservatives used in many products from household ones, through to make up. It extends the shelf life of the product.

It started to dawn on people that nearly every single brand was using biocide preservatives. Those were the exact brands that were failing.

However, the four brands that I recommend, and which I’m going to talk to you about right now, are guaranteed not to contain biocide preservatives. Each company has stated explicitly that they do not and these are also the brands that are still consistently passing.

 

Synthetic Urine Reviews: The Top 3 Brands

 

So let’s now talk you through the top four Best synthetic urine products out there. These are the best fake pee products you can use for a drug test.

1. Quick Luck – The Best Synthetic Urine On The Market

Quick Luck has to be my number one choice because it’s the most advanced and ready-to-use formula on the market today.

It’s the big brother of Sub Solution. Slightly more complex in the formula, and premixed rather than a powder. But other than that, it’s pretty much the same other than the convenience of being premixed.

Quick Luck has the following characteristics which make it perfect for passing a drug test:

  • Perfectly balanced for pH and specific gravity
  • Looks, smells, and froths like urine
  • Contains urea and uric acid
  • Contains the right amount of creatinine
  • Contains a total of 14 chemicals found in urine

Quick Luck is really easy to use. The Quick Luck instructions are very straightforward:

  1. Because it’s premixed you don’t even need to mix it up like you do with Sub Solution. Just gently shake the bottle and take the lid off.
  2. Just before you need to use it, tap in about one third of the heat activator powder. You don’t even have to do this at home, you only need to do this just outside the building where you are going to submit your sample. Gently shake it, and it will dissolve and raise the temperature.
  3. Keep checking the temperature strip, and tap in a little more heat activator powder if needed. Within about two minutes it should be stable at between 90°F and 100°F.
  4. Just make sure you submit your sample within about 15 minutes to ensure that it’s within the correct temperature range. Tuck the sample into your underwear, close to your skin, to keep the temperature elevated in close to the level it should be.

Quick Luck is perfect. Also, because it’s going to be an unsupervised drug test, you can check the temperature strip literally before you pour it into the submission cup. If it has cooled you can simply tap in a bit more heat activator powder.

Quick Luck is not cheap, costing $100. As you can see though, it’s complex in formula and has exact control over the temperature so that you never have to worry about failing.

 

2. Sub Solution Powdered Urine Kit

 

Sub Solution is the next best thing to Quick Luck. Almost it’s equal in terms of formula complexity (both are updated annually), the only thing that really separates them is the fact that you need to mix Sub Solution up to use it because it arrives as a powder.

It’s just as complex and almost as easy to use as Quick Luck. It costs $85, so $15 less. You’re basically paying the extra $15 for Quick Luck to get it premixed.

Here are the steps you need to use Sub Solution:

  1. The first and most important step is to mix it up. Don’t just use tap water, because it can contain things not found in urine. Also, do not use bottled water as this will contain unnatural levels of nitrates, minerals, and electrolytes. You need filtered water.
  2. Fill the bottle of powder to the fill level with the water. Gently agitate it until it’s dissolved and clear.
  3. Then, it’s simply a case of transporting it to the place you’re having your drug test. On arrival, just before you go in, use that incredible heat activator powder to increase the temperature of the sample.

One thing I will tell you is that you can buy something from Test Clear called the “practice kit”. It contains the heat activator powder and the plastic bottle. You’re basically paying for a dose of the heat activator powder.

But what it allows you to do for a far cheaper price (half the price of the urine kits), is the chance to experiment with the heat activator powder.

So when you buy Quick Luck or Sub Solution, make sure you buy the practice kit. Then you can become expert in using heat activator powder, to see how quickly it works and how far/fast it raises the temperature without being under pressure.

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3. Quick Fix

 

If you are on a budget, then Quick Fix is plenty good enough to pass a basic pre-employment five panel drug test. As long as no further scrutiny is undertaken beyond the initial dipstick validity checks I mentioned earlier, then it will be sent for the standard analysis.

Unlike Quick Luck and Sub Solution it won’t stand the scrutiny of an advanced mass spectrometry – gas chromatography analysis though.

The instructions for using Quick Fix are:

  1. This is premixed urine, so simply shake it gently to ensure it’s well mixed, and then loosen the lid.
  2. Put the bottle into a microwave and microwave it on full heat for about 15 seconds. Take it out and shake it gently, then put it back in the microwave for another 15 seconds.
  3. Take it out and check the temperature strip. If after 30 seconds or so nothing is registering, then put it back into the microwave for another 15 seconds.
  4. After about 45-60 seconds of microwaving it should register on the temperature strip as having a temperature between 90°F and 100°F.
  5. It’s best to actually activate the heatpad prior to microwaving the sample. That way, it’s warm already so that you don’t lose any heat from the sample.
  6. Whether it’s preactivated or not, attach the heatpad to the sample using the supplied elastic band, or as I prefer, with some tape for a better and more secure connection.
  7. Just before you go into submit your sample, you’ll need to check the temperature strip. If the heatpad has failed in some way then you’ll need to heat it up to the within the correct temperature range. As it doesn’t contain heat activator powder, you’ll need to carry a flask of hot water with you and pour it over the sample until it gets to within the correct temperature range.

As you can see, Quick Fix is not as effective or complex as the best to choices. However, as it only costs half as much as Sub Solution, it is a good budget deal if you don’t mind the extra messing around and slightly increased risk of failure.

 

4. Test Clear Powdered Urine

 

My fourth choice on a list of the best synthetic urine kits you can use to pass a drug test is the powdered urine from Test Clear. It claims to be real powdered urine. Basically, human urine that’s dried out into a powder that you then regenerate using filtered water.

The instructions for using test clear powdered urine are as follows:

  1. Mix filtered water into the vial to create 50 mL of ready-to-use urine.
  2. Activate the heatpad and strap it to the side of the bottle. Alternatively, you can use a microwave oven to speed up that process. If you don’t, it will take around 45 minutes for the heatpad to work through.
  3. If you use the microwave (recommended), then just as with the Quick Fix instructions I gave you earlier, you will incrementally microwave for 15 seconds or so, gently shake, and then check the temperature strip regularly to watch the temperature rise.
  4. Once it’s within the correct temperature range, and the heatpad is attached, you can go off to submit your sample.
  5. As with Quick Fix, check the temperature just before you go in. If it has cooled then you will need to use a flask of hot water (not boiling water) in order to raise the temperature so that you can submit it within the correct temperature range.

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My Top Tips For Using Fake Urine To Pass A Drug Test

 

Let’s finish up my best synthetic urine review by giving you a few top tips on increasing your chances of passing.

  1. Make sure you have the temperature covered. If it’s a heatpad, make sure you take some hot water. If using heat activator powder, none of this is relevant. You can stabilize the temperature more if using a heatpad by tucking the sample into your underpants against your skin. That will get the sample closer to body temperature and keep it there.
  1. You won’t be searched, or at least not body searched. So always put the sample in an intimate area so that it won’t be patted down.
  2. Make sure that you wear loose clothing so that the presence of the fake sample will not be spotted at all.

Synthetic Urine FAQs

 

I want to finish my ultimate synthetic urine review/guide by answering the most common synthetic urine FAQs.

How Much Urine Is Needed For A Drug Test?

A standard drug test requires a 30 mL sample (just over one fluid ounce). However, Department of Transport tests require 45 mL (1.52 fluid ounces). Also, some drug testing labs also ask for a larger than standard sample size to try and catch people out. You should try to smuggle in at least 2 fluid ounces of fake urine.

How To Force Yourself To Pee For A Drug Test?

The only way to force yourself to pee for a drug test is to drink liquid. But drink too much and your sample will be diluted and will be rejected.

Can I Use Synthetic Urine On Military Drug Test?

Submitting synthetic urine for military drug test is no different to any other type of standard drug test. If the complexity of the fake pee is enough then it will pass. The only difference is if you are facing a supervised test, where you cannot physically submit a fake sample.

Will Fake Urine Work For Probation Drug Screening?

Fake urine probably won’t work for probation screening. That’s not because of the drug test itself, it’s that most probation drug tests are either directly, or indirectly, observed. That means someone will be in the room with you, which makes using fake urine very difficult.

What If The Test Is Supposed To Be Unsupervised But Is Actually Supervised?

A drug test will usually only be supervised if it’s for law enforcement or probation purposes, or you have previously failed the test (or there was suspicion about the previous test) and are going back for retesting. You should know in advance of the test.

How Long Does It Take To Get Drug Test Results?

Drug test results are usually back within 24 hours. The person who commissioned the test is usually notified within 48 hours of the sample being submitted. If you haven’t heard after 48 hours it’s not a problem, but after three days then it usually points to a higher level of scrutiny on the test, or it’s failed and you just haven’t been told yet.

Where To Buy Synthetic Urine?

Never buy synthetic urine from smoke shops or other local retail premises. Online, never buy fake urine from general retail sites or marketplace sites like Amazon and eBay. Only use reputable and specialist online sellers like Test Clear and Test Negative.

How Long Does Pee Stay Good For A Drug Test?

Real human urine (assuming you’ve collected a sample from a friend) will not last long at room temperature, literally three or four hours. In a refrigerator, it could be up today, but even then, there will be signs of clouding show the sample isn’t fresh.

Can I Refuse A Drug Test At Work?

You can refuse a drug test at work, but you will then be in contravention of the company’s drug testing policy which you agreed to when you signed your contract. Also, they will evidently be suspicious as to why you have refused the drug test and will probably insist you have another type, or suspend you.

How To Dispute A Positive Drug Test

You will only be able to dispute a positive drug test if you can explain why it’s failed. Some substances do kick up false positives, but that is not very common nowadays with modern drug testing. To dispute the test you will simply discuss it with the drug testing lab to see what the process is.

Does Quest Diagnostics Test For Synthetic Urine?

Companies like Quest diagnostics don’t test directly for synthetic urine. They do general validity checks to see if it has the characteristics of human urine generally. So they will check the temperature, pH, specific gravity, how it looks, even how it smells (the sniff test). They will also check for levels of creatinine and some other substances which are found in urine.

Can I Make Fake Urine At Home?

You certainly can make fake urine at home. But you will need several specialist ingredients and the tools and ability to mix them up so that the sample is exactly mimicking human urine. This is not easy to achieve, and for all the money, time, and risk you are taking, it simply easier to buy a box of high-quality synthetic urine from an expert company instead.

How Long The Synthetic Urine Last?

If kept sealed, powder or liquid synthetic urine should last years, but you should probably change it for a fresh batch each year. Once open, you really only have a few hours before it starts to spoil. Even in the refrigerator, 24 hours will be the maximum.

Which States Is Synthetic Urine Illegal In?

Synthetic urine is illegal in every single state in the USA. Although not directly, it is illegal to deliberately seek to evade a legally administered drug test in every US state, therefore by default, synthetic urine is not legal anywhere, as it is sold to evade just that.

How To Keep Urine Warm (Correct Temperature Range)?

When submitted, human urine has to be between 90°F and 100°F. Human urine actually exits the body at around 98°F, and occasionally 100°F as a ceiling. But to allow for two minutes of cooling, any sample within that 10° temperature range has to be accepted.

How Long Does Synthetic Urine Last Once Heated?

Once heated to the correct temperature range, how long it lasts depends on how is it stored. Use a heatpad, or the activator powder, for several hours. However, if it’s just sitting there, it could be outside the temperature range again within 10 minutes. It needs to be close to the body, and not somewhere cold.

How To Get Meth Out Of Your System Fast: Complete Guide & Best Three Methods

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You’re here because you want to get meth out of your system fast. There’s some bad news and some good news on that.

The bad news is that meth can hang around in your system for quite a while, depending on how often you take it and at what doses.

The good news is that there are three good methods that can help you to pass a drug test for meth. I’m going to talk you through everything you need to know. The types of drug tests, how long meth stays in your system, and how it differs from other types of drugs.

Plus, crucially, I’ll talk you through the three methods you can use to pass a drug test with meth in your body.

What Type Of Drug Test Are You Facing?

You could be facing a hair drug test, urine drug test, saliva drug test, or even a blood drug test. Although, a drug blood test is incredibly unlikely unless you are in real trouble.

Most likely, it’s a urine or saliva drug test, as these are the most common types.

Whatever type it is, it will be a panel drug test. The most basic is four panels, which exclude marijuana. Five-panel standard testing includes marijuana, then it works its way up to 12 panels as the maximum number of standard panels.

Each is more expensive and looks for more substances. You can’t predict what they will look for if you are up for a drug test of any type.

You see, the thing is, whoever is commissioning the test and swapping out any panels they want. So there’s no point in trying to predict if you could get caught, you just have to know how to appear clean (or actually get clean) for the type of test you are facing.

Is Methamphetamine Any Different To Other Types Of Drugs For Detection?

A meth drug test is no different to any other type of drug test. They are panel tests that look for multiple types of drugs, and methamphetamines are almost always on every single panel test, even the four panel one.

What matters is how long it stays in your system. Usually, if you are a light user, a couple of times a week, then it will be detectable up to about five days in urine, and usually three days in saliva.

In hair, every single type of drug is detectable for 90 days. It stays indelibly inside the hair shaft, and they test the most recent 90 days growth.

So in practical terms, methamphetamines are no different to any type of illegal drug. If the panel looks for it, and it’s in your body, or in your hair, it will be found.

How To Detox From Meth At Home

Although meth usually disappears in about 4 – 5 days, it can stay longer if any of the following apply:

  • You are older with a slower metabolism
  • You are obese
  • You don’t exercise
  • Your diet is poor
  • Doses are high and frequent
  • Your general state of health
  • If there are other substances you are taking

Don’t believe any of the nonsense about home remedies and drug tests. You can’t get meth out of your system at all, let alone fast, using a home remedy or a natural detox alone (in any reasonable time).

The only way you can learn how to detox meth at home is to do a full natural detox and accelerate that process with pills. I will cover that in a moment.

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The Most Effective Ways To Pass A Drug Test For Meth

If you’ve got meth in your system, then depending on the type of test, there are ways to get clean fast. So let’s now talk you through the strategies you have and the drug test types that you can use them for.

#1 Synthetic Urine (Best Method)

If facing a urine drug test, then synthetic urine is the best way to pass. Not cheap crap, and not your pal’s urine either. High quality fake urine that closely mimics real human urine and that won’t be detected in a standard drug test.

The best source of fake urine is from Test Negative. They make the two best brands.

Sub Solution is the most affordable at $85. It closely mimics human urine both in the way it looks, smells, and froths. Plus, it contains 14 chemicals found in urine that are looked for in all but the most advanced drug test.

Trade up to Quick Luck for $100 if you want basically Sub Solution premixed, with a little bit more complexity.

Either of these is easy to prepare because of the heat activator powder. You don’t need a heatpad, which can go wrong.

Just before you go into your drug test, tap in about half of the powder and agitate it gently. It will dissolve and be undetectable and will raise the temperature of the liquid. Keep adding in a bit of the powder until it gets within the correct temperature range (between 90°F and 100°F).

If it’s an unsupervised drug test then this is the 100% best way to pass a urine drug test for meth.

#2 Detox + Detox Pills (Genuinely Clean)

The best way to get genuinely clean is to do a natural detox. That way you will pass urine, blood, and saliva drug testing easily. However, that can take weeks if you are a heavy user because of the speed at which toxins can work their way out of the body.

You’ll need to do a natural detox:

  • Eat clean food
  • Eat small and frequent meals
  • Drink plenty of water
  • Abstain from drugs and alcohol
  • Exercise and sweat every day

However, you can speed up the removal of toxins from your body by about 50% by using Toxin Rid detox pills. The only pills available which really do the job.

If you’re a really heavy user, then the 7 or 10 day courses are recommended. Moderate users should try the 5 day course, and light users the three-day course.

I wouldn’t recommend the one or two day courses (and even three-day courses) unless you are going to also buy a high-quality detox drink to mask any remaining toxins on the day of your test.

But usually, in 10 days, you can get completely clean from any level of drug use using Toxin Rid alongside a natural detox. Just make sure you have a couple of home drug tests and the detox drink hand on the table test to check you are clean and have a plan B if you still have loose metabolites in your urine.

#3 Detox Drink (Masks The Toxins For A Few Hours)

Detox drinks are a great way of passing a urine drug test. However, you have to understand they only mask the toxins for a few hours.

Here’s what a detox drink actually does:

  • Flushes out the toxins using the volume of liquid and the power of the ingredients
  • Floods the body with chemicals found in urine so some pass through in balance
  • Keeps your urine balanced, looking and smelling normal

But here’s the thing, they only mask the toxins for a few hours before the drug metabolites still in your body start to work their way through into your bladder again.

A good quality detox drink like Rescue Cleanse or Mega Clean will work a treat to mask the meth in your body for up to 5 hours though.

My top tip for making sure they work for that long is to get your hands on some Toxin Rid pills from Test Clear at the same time. The one day course alongside these, will at least maximize your chances.

If it’s a supervised test, or you don’t want to smuggle in urine, then only detox drinks to mask the toxins, or Toxin Rid and a natural detox will work.

#4 Macujo Method (Meth Hair Drug Test)

If it’s a hair drug test then you are in real trouble because drug metabolites stay in your hair for the length the hair is on your head. So this isn’t about learning how to get meth out of your system fast, it’s about learning how to get it out of your hair fast.

The only way to do this is the Macujo method. I can’t go into details here, but you can read about it here.

It basically uses Aloe Toxin Rid shampoo and some household ingredients to open up the hard cuticle layer of each hair shaft and flush out the toxins. But it is a great way of passing a hair drug test for any type of drug.

Where To Buy The Products To Pass A Drug Test For Meth

As I’ve already mentioned, you are looking to buy these from Test Clear and Test Negative. Rescue Cleanse and Mega Clean, along with the pre-rid pills bundled with Mega Clean, come from test clear.

Test Negative sell both Quick Luck and Sub Solution, as well as Rescue Cleanse (probably the best detox drink on the market).